Ninjas VS Pirates!!!

[Peikaboo]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z41/twilightrotary/Motivator-Ninjas.jpg

VS.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z41/twilightrotary/Motivator-Pirates.jpg

[Predator]

I say ninja's because the real ninja's couldnt be seen because ninja's cant be seen. they're NINJA'S!

[Solasce]

Pirates, because pirates don't care if they're seen. You still get plundered.

[Hokaida]

Pirates, because pirates don't care if they're seen. You still get plundered.

If you dont vote ninjas ill fucking kill you

[Peikaboo]

bring it hok !! :cool:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3668/pirategirls.jpg

[Solasce]

If you dont vote ninjas ill fucking kill you

you can't catch me... I'M ON A BOAT MOTHA FUCKA

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[Smashbrother]

i like ninjas, but i prefer pirates (but only the ones from One Piece)

[Higante]

LOL on a mother fuckin boat!


POOOOOSSIIEEEEEDAAAAAN!

[Tom]

Why do those ninjas have C4 strapped to them..

And whats with peter pan to the far right? Wtf is he doing?


Gtfo ninjas...

[Ratt]

id take a life of raping and pillaging vs sneaky buttsecks any day...

[Bokolius]

yeah.... i know i'm cool... ninjas ftw.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7914/attachmenthee.jpg

[Dremic]

NINJAS FUCKIN OWN.


HAVENT YOU BITCHES SEEN THE LAST SAMURAI

[Solasce]

Samurais are not Ninjas

[Predator]

have you ever seen 3 ninja's? those kids own!

[Solasce]

The 3 ninjas are not Ninjas

[Predator]

yeah they are.. hence 3 ninja's

[Higante]

they are bitch ninjas. But still ninjas.

[Predator]

they'd kick your ass!

[Peikaboo]

i like his kitty mask boko!

[Rhizosphaera]

http://www.uberlounge.com/files/photos/d82c8d1619ad817L.jpg

[Solasce]

if the 3 ninjas and chris farley count... I rest my case

[Dremic]

I know samurais arent ninjas. Theyre samurais. But there are ninjas in the movie. Assassin ninjas.

[Predator]

if the 3 ninjas and chris farley count... I rest my case

Sounds like ninja's are winning

[Peikaboo]

Yarr!

http://www.sandrasteffensen.com/gfx/pirate_girl_color3.jpg

[Predator]

she's a cute pirate.. but she couldnt do much damage looking like that.

[Peikaboo]

Pirates don't fight alone :p or fair shes the decoy/ Distraction.

[Solasce]

Ninja Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs)

[Peikaboo]

lol

[Predator]

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/somali-pirates-fail-to-hijack-us-ship_100179812.html

Pirate fail

[Peikaboo]

“We’re making it more trickier for them but so far we aren’t stopping them,” the spokesman said. “This is a good news story.”

Its not that much of a fail, they still cant stop them! :p

[Predator]

FAIL!

[Solasce]

Sounds like ninja's are winning

Check your facts

http://piratevninja.com/pvn_pages/stats.php

[Predator]

those people dont count.

http://piratevninja.com/temp/pi_cache/ninja12_800.jpg

[Solasce]

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/somali-pirates-fail-to-hijack-us-ship_100179812.html

Pirate fail

Were they wearing extravagant tricorne cocked hats?

Did they engage in completely gratuitous and highly impractical swordplay?

Were they drinking copious amounts of rum?

Did they bed any comely wenches?

Were they at any point quoted as saying "Yaarrrrrgg!"?

Then they are not pirates

[Predator]

they are by definition.. pirates.. soo yea you fail!

[Solasce]

they are by definition.. pirates.. soo yea you fail!

definitions are subjective, and I reject yours

[Dremic]

definitions are subjective, and I reject yours

i say we make a new poll.

should i shit on solasce's chest?

1.yes <---my vote
2.maybe

[Peikaboo]

ew ur gross dremic!

[Solasce]

I vote 1 as well

[Ratt]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Predator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRGQtM4p68w

[Rhizosphaera]

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr32/54FIGHTING69/wtf-2.jpg

[Solasce]

ok now rhizo wins...

lock thread plz

[Rhizosphaera]

http://www.thirdeyeconcept.com/demotivationals/tec74_demotivational.jpg

[Peikaboo]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3668/pirategirls.jpg

[Predator]

I think Peik is on the brink of winning.

[Peikaboo]

Yeah, I mean how hard is it going to be to sleep with a girl NINJA? They have morals.... and stuff.... A Pirate girl will prolly sleep with you to be a distraction :p while the rest rob your house!

[Hokaida]

Yeah, I mean how hard is it going to be to sleep with a girl NINJA? They have morals.... and stuff.... A Pirate girl will prolly sleep with you to be a distraction :p while the rest rob your house!

Holy Shit id let home girl on the right sleep with me as a distraction any day.

[Predator]

I'll take all 3.. but those ninja girls probably have some kinky moves since they have acrobatics

[Predator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/predator7702/Female_ninja.jpg

[Peikaboo]

Stolen!! I made mine!

http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/23/girl-ninjas/

They are really making sandwiches!

Plus way to disrespect girl ninjas!

[Predator]

I know it was stolen i was at work i couldnt create it myself

[Hokaida]

Lets be honest, ninja girls are the hottest, they are all flexible and shit from all that ninja-robics they be doin. A Pirate babe would be all raunchy and rough were a ninja babe would just blow your mind with some crazy shit that you aint never seen. Lets be honest here people, how often do Pirate Babes shower? They probably smell like the fish they just caught to eat this afternoon.

NinjaBabesftw

[Peikaboo]

Look, Ninja's will Kill you. Espically if they don't get "theirs" first.....no pressure. I rather be a little dirty then a little dead... Isn't Raunchy and Rough a Plus anyways?

[Predator]

I'll take em both but i'd prefer a ninjababe... i'll make sure they get theirs as long as i get mine!

[Solasce]

I like the direction that this conversation is going...

[Peikaboo]

Lol, i like both ninjas and pirates, but im trying to pull for the underdog here !

[Predator]

The Ninja of AskANinja.com and The Ninja Handbook will attack swashbucklers and scurvy dogs worldwide on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19. For a solid hour, he will answer questions live on his uStream.tv channel at 3pm PDT/ 6 pm EST.


“Ninjas just pity pirates,” said the Ninja. “They are just poorly educated, physically disabled people with substance abuse problems. They should not be celebrated, they should be put into a twelve step program or killed.”


According to The Ninja Handbook, just released by Three Rivers Press/Crown, everyone who reads it will surely be killed.


“Ninjas don’t just kill pirates,” said the Ninja. “We kill everything, really, really well.”



Ninja^^

[Predator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra3rhSqGFZI

[Bokolius]

pwned.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/3787/32866623392d9cae3687.jpg

[Bokolius]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you, the Felix Legions.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7866/ninjagaidenlead.jpg

[Bokolius]

Story of my CHILDHOOD (http://www.ninjai.com/).

Chapter 1 (http://www.ninjai.com/chapters/chapter02) shows what happens when pirates try to mess with me.

[Peikaboo]

oh i remeber watching these a lonnng time ago lol when i still played fps games Chapter 2 is funny

[Bokolius]

another reason why ninja's are better. we got super powers.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3717/commonsenser.jpg

[Ratt]

Free Monkey Island game for a short time for all of you PIRATES! Ninjas proceed at your own risk...

LINK (http://www.telltalegames.com/playlikeapirate)

Just visit the website between 4:01pm PST on Sept 18 through 11:59pm PST Sept 19 to download a free copy of the game at no cost.

[Hiccups]

September 19th: Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tonylicious]

September 19th: Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was talking like a pirate, but it morphed into Elmer Fudd. Not quite sure why... :(

[Hiccups]

Hahaha! I was reading on the website about the shit they're getting for promoting this day in light of the recent actual pirate attacks. The dude's response was that AK-47's are not true pirate weapons and if they wanted to be real pirates, they'd use blunderbusses. I immediately thought of WoW but they decided to describe it as the type of gun Elmer Fudd uses. Connection!!!!!

[Predator]

rofl wow...

[Ubdruid]

Being a Navy guy... Pirates all the way, Crossing the Line would never work with Ninjas